- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Cancer

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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