Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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