- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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