- Anti Joke

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.