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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

you see theres this guy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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