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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Our Updated iOS App!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

WNBA

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!