- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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