- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

knock knock no no you go now i clean

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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