- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

why did you poop because you are a poop

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

your no better than a cockroach

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