What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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