too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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lol

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Guest what in the butt

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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