- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one stop shop

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Honk if you're Amish!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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