- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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