- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How about that airline food?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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