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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.