- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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