- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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