Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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