- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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