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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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