- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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