I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Justin Bieber.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why was the man sad His got raped

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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