What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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woman's rights

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Anti Joke

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