- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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