- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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