- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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