Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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