What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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