What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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