- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

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