white or wheat? wheat please.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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