What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

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