- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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