- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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