Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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nice tits.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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