- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

I love pissing people off :P

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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