Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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1+1=2

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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don't just stand there

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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