Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Penis.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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