- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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