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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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