- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what's black and can't swim?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I have a horse.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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