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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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