- Anti Joke

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What is life? Paul.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

My spelling is horrible

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Bitch

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers