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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away