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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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