- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Me

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Diarrhea

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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