- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

You sick fiend

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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