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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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