What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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