Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

My parents died!

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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