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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Women's Soccer.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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