What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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12 in general

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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