A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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