Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Guest what? Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

bangers and mash?

Thats what she said

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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