- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Please don't shoot me

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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