What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Ebola

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Tilt your screen back

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