- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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