- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Death by kayak

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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